We have been informed tonight that Crista's Uncle Marcus is sick. Although we cannot confirm nor deny the accusation, there have been rumors that Crista may have had something to do with Uncle Marcus's very bad cold...
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We interupt this blog to bring you a statement from the accused, Miss Crista Elise...
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"I feel terrible that you caught my cold, Uncle Marcus, just terrible!"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me, PLEASE??? I'm begging you here! Remember, I'm your most favorite niece!!"
PS-I won't EVER use your toothbrush again, EVER!"
We all hope you feel better soon (especially Crista!).
